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Found this joke from an email. Like to share with u guys, hope u njoy!

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her
arms around his neck: “Darling, I have great news: I’m a month
overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a
test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.”

The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell,
because the young couple hasn’t paid their last bill: “Are you Mrs.
Smith? You’re a month overdue, you know!”

“How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman.

“Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the man from the electric
company.

“What are you saying? It’s in your files?????”

“Absolutely.”

“Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight.”

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a
bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next
morning.

“What’s going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month
overdue? What business is that of yours?” the husband shouts.

“Just calm down,” says the clerk, “it’s nothing serious. All you
have to do is pay us.”

“PAY you? and if I refuse?”

“Well, in that case, sir, we’d have no option but to cut yours off.”

“And what would my wife do then?” the husband asks.

“I don’t know. I guess she’d have to use a candle.”

Top Thrill Dragster

Cedar Point stunned thrill-seekers yet again in 2003 with the debut of the park’s unprecedented 16th, yes, 16th, roller coaster – Top Thrill Dragster. Reaching a stratospheric 420 feet tall and topping out at an unheard of speed of 120 mph, this new steel screamer helped Cedar Point reclaim the title of owning the tallest and fastest roller coaster in the universe.

Riders begin their epic journey aboard this whopping 42-story screamer by securing themselves into ultra-cool trains that resemble top fuel dragsters. The train then moves into a “starting line” position, where it is launched forward, reaching 120 mph in approximately four seconds. The train then zooms straight up the 420-foot-tall hill on track that rotates 90 degrees, crests the coaster’s apex and then free falls back to Earth. But hold on, this isn’t your father’s roller coaster. As the train races 400 feet to the ground, the track twists an unbelievable 270 degrees – what a rush! Riders then return to the station to begin regaling their friends with stories of the greatest ride of their lives.

Designed by world-renowned coaster manufacturer Intamin AG of Wollerau, Switzerland, Top Thrill Dragster is located directly between two other Cedar Point legends: the Magnum XL-200 and Millennium Force roller coasters. Top Thrill Dragster was voted an impressive No. 10 in the 2006 Golden Ticket awards for the “Best Steel Roller Coaster in the World” category. Riders must be at least 52 inches tall to ride Top Thrill Dragster.

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A WOMAN who was raped in the back seat of a car drove her attacker to a police station after he fell asleep, a court in New Zealand was told.

Vipul Romik Sharma, 22, was found guilty of abduction and two counts of rape yesterday by a jury in Auckland District Court, the New Zealand Herald reports.

Sharma met the woman at a bar and drove her to a park where he raped her in the back seat of his car.

Afterwards, he let her drive before falling asleep in the passenger seat, so she drove him to a police station, the paper said.

“I almost couldn’t believe it when the call first came in. It’s a unique case,” said Detective Simon Welsh.

“She showed a lot of bravery and common sense. I have nothing but respect for what she has endured.”

Sharma will be sentenced in January.

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We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found:

The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they’re dead somewhere inside the apartment-we contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the leaks, i gagged non stop.

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Old chain mail..I guess there’ll be more pollutions done by guys when they see this:

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